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My husband Andy was helping me leaflet today. Here is a funny story he told me…

A Labour councillor was out delivering Labour leaflets. He didn’t know me.
“Hello” I said, “You are a councillor aren’t you?”
“Yes” he said.
“What’s your policy on immigration?” I asked (sniggering under my breath).
“Errrrr”, “errrr”.
“You’re not allowed to mention immigration are you?” I helpfully added.
“Errrrrr”.
“You have to switch the subject to the NHS” I added.
“Oh yes, the NHS, we ……” he started, but was interrupted by me..
“Hang on, I want to hear your immigration policy first” I said.
“UKIP will privatise the NHS” he added.
“That’s not a great immigration policy”.
“Errrrrrr”.
“You just can’t say anything can you?” I added helpfully.
“Errrrrr”
“You don’t have an immigration policy, you have an open door policy”.
“Errrrr”
“Is all you say errrrrr?” I said.
“I was telling you about the NHS,” he said.
“No you weren’t, you were lying about UKIP” I said. “Would you like one of our UKIP leaflets?”, I added brandishing one in front of him, “It says UKIP will NOT privatise the NHS, unlike Labour who already have”.
Just as he went to get hold of it I said “Well you’re not having one”.

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